U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
How drunk are you?
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