Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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