it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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