I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
he puts the penis in happiness.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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