yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
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