i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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