"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
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