Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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