Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
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