i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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