Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
My ATM looks so different sober.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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