So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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