So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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