dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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