My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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