I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
