Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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