I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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