Buhtt sex?
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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