White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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