Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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