Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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