Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Randomize
