addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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