Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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