from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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