i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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