BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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