He had one of those small greek statue penises
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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