i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I think your dad took our porno
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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