I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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