Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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