The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
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its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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