You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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