I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Randomize
