Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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