suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
That accounts for only three of the penises
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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