Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
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