how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
