it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Still dying that you shit outside
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I just gargled with NyQuil
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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