Don't you send me to vm
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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