Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Randomize
