also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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