He kissed a someone with a penis
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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