Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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