Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
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