why didn't you poke me back
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
whose parrot is this?
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
