i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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