It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I can't turn off my feet"
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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