he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
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