Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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