i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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