I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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